Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies!
The University of California at Irvine's mascot is Peter the Anteater. Peter was inspired by the Johnny Hart comic strip, "B.C." ZOT!
What kind of topping does an anteater like on his pizza? Antchovies!
A giant anteater can live up to about 30 years old in captivity.
The giant anteater's full classification ID is: Animalia, Chordata, Mammalia, Xenartha (Edentata), Myrmecophagidae, Myrmecophaga tridactyla.
The giant anteater is also known as the "ant bear" in many languages.
An anteater walks into a bar and says that he'd
like a drink.
"Okay," says the bartender. "How about a beer?"
"Noooooooooo," replies the anteater.
"Then how about a gin and tonic?"
Finally, the bartender gets fed up and says,
"Hey, listen buddy, if you don't mind me asking -
why the long no's?"
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